Cinema Combat 101

Cinema Combat 101 -

Lesson 1:
If guy behind complains "Actress Tak Cantik", Turn & Ckp Sekuat2 "AKU SETUJU! AKU PUN RASA PEREMPUAN NI MMG TAK CANTIK" thn turn to his gf & go "KAN?KAN?KAN?

Lesson 1A: remember to smile big big to avoid being punched in the face. kalau takut tak nampak gigi, tolonglah pakai Darlie.

Lesson 2:
let any of ur electronic device go off whn guy behind keeps coughing & sneezing into your hair. thn stand up and shout, "H1N1 virus detected" and start running around like a mad man. Demand usher to get man out of cinema. if that fails, demand a refund from counter so that you can catch the next show.