pls stop talking....

woof woof...
meow...
raff raff
meow...
ra ra...ROAR!!

People, QUIET PLEASE!!!

similarities of Cena Ah peks

Other then a round belly, all cena uncles have another similarity.

if they ever go to a roadside hawker/mamak, they like to park right next to their table.
even if there is lots of parking space available.
even if its just a kancil they are driving
(there's nothing to parade about kancils & no one will be interested to steal or even scratch it)

its so that they can take less then 10 step to shuttle between table n car.

i guess that explains y they have a big fat round belly.

saturday afternoon

sat at a kopitiam, discussing politics with an auntie that spends most of her time in Hong kong. She looks no older thn 35 but in actual fact is in her mid 40s.

as auntie as she is, some things that she says are so true.

malaysians are an international laughing stock in the political arena. we are backstabbing each other, playing the racial cards, spending more time on petty stuff like shooting nude photos of politician......
instead we shud be united and get our acts together to pull thru this stormy times.

hmm...malaysia malaysia. when will we learn?

round 1

M : do u know where Tessensohn road is? i might need to pick up a camera

A : Video camera? Pls la, ive also...use mine.

M: Ey, that's a professional video cam im renting la. For drama shoot kind. i dont know what to
get for Li so though i will shoot her ROM for her. im just worried that home video cam colour
not nice for night outdoor.

A: Give Angpou best la..good fren is abt S$100 standard in Singapore. u a lady, dont do this at
your friends wedding la...maybe got potential suiter, u can scare a guy off. Wear nicely n help
in other way. Give angpow or get her vouchers for shopping for homestuff. I can help u get
Takashimaya or Isetan Vouchers.

M: OMG! Ame's can u stop tryin to sell me off. buek! buek!

A : not selling u off...quite scarry to be alone when 60years old.

M: i will get a pet!

A: whose gonna take care f you when sick?

M: Maid or nurse

A: C u next Wed. Remember to check if mom n dad wants to come.

*Round 1, i win! :)

made an uncle smile

took a cab in spore.

while i was about to alight,
uncle abdullah the cab driver tu said "thank you"
i waited for my change n replied "terima kasih"

he smiled n said thats like 2 times more then thank you.
i smiled n said "selamat berpuasa" while i got off.

he was over the moon. :)

when i met u, u were already broken - KL

we never change, we adapt.
but in the process of adapting, we are broken.