uncle & his dog

i saw an uncle waitig to cross d road
beside him is his dog
both of them just lookg n waitg for d traffic to ease
comel giler

whn i grow old, i wish i could be like tat
just spendg time wf my pet
taking things slow
n loving life :)

hmm...i wonder can i leash my cat n dog together?
i cant choose. i like them both.

Perut!!

" ish ish ish... mons! Perut!!"
"yaya...i know. i feel like i'm 3 mths pregnant"
"3 je? more like 4"

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Summer times - it always makes my temper a little Hotter

i was liaising wf a girl called Summer.
she's interested to take on a job for my company.
but unfortunately she alr has a part time job which requires quite a bit of her time.

so it tot, mayb she's not the one.
but Summer persisted.
sms-ing me the whole nite n the nxt morning.
constantly asking question by question.

but u see...Summer doesnt speak proper England.
erm...like really buruk English.
so the tot of having a conversation wf her over the phone kills me.
esp when im liaising wf 10 other idiots.

so ya, i tried to breathe everytime i needed to reply her sms.
normally it comes wf a loud grant.

d last sms i replied her...i said "y dont u come over n we'll have a chat n we'll take it further from there"
basically i meant : "come over n we'll hv an interview"
* i hate saying d word "interview" as i feel its just too formal n makes me sound so superior-ish.
After that sms, i regreated not saying tat its an "interview".

her reply :" oh ok. do you want me to come to your office or we meet somewhr outside. i'm really busy tis week".
no sorry no sense of remorse or not even trying to appologize. period.

@#%$^$^&*^*&)(*)#%$#%^&@#T$%&%*(UGFVDREW%#$&^U(&*&$#@$#!#$&
it's called an interview! not a Yamcha session.

can u even imagine telling ur potential employer :
" erm...im very busy these days...would you like to meet me outside? maybe somewhere near where i work. you office is too far u know."

Freshies these days. they can never fail to amuse me.

Kelly's diary

Dear Diary,

He called. but i missed it.
4 times the phone rang but i dint manage to pick it up.
i'm glad i missed it.
i dont tink i will know how to react.

how shud i go about it?
i know him to well.
if he has made the 1st move, it means he still wants to be my fren.
but im not sure if i will hv the courage to face him.

i havent quite got over it.
im strong. i know i will
but mayb not right now.

since d incident,ive not slept.
i donno y. but i tend to wake up at 4am everynite
just staring....staring at the walls.

im tired...i need to slep
could you just help me sleep?

kelly

ugly girls

nvr in my entire life i've seen so many ugly girls in a day!
i know im evil but i cant help but bitch about it.
i'm running out of time.
i need a main talent for an upcoming tvc.
no matter how cantik they look in their gambar,
it always turn out dissapointing.

Celebrity dates

At TTDI

M : oh i had drinks wf Bunga somewhere here.
C : Where? when? Bunga? the Bunga
M: huh? Ashraf's Bunga? got other Bunga?
C: HOW COME?! WHY?!
M: oh tat was after shoot. wf sazzy n ashraf. i dint realize she was Bunga until they intro-ed me.
C: ah...kalau stakat sazzy n ashraf i dont care. but Bunga?! u tau tak all my frens in UK semua kenal Bunga. this is so not fair!
M: oh, is she famous?
C: of cos she is?! u bayangkan sampai my frens kat UK smua giler kat dia...Dia cantik n pandai berlakon.
M: (spaced out) i tink its good she married Ashraf. they make an ideal celebrity couple.
C: M!! tat's not d question!! kenape u boleh dapat lepak with Bunga?!!
M: byk org kat situ jugak pe.
C: arrrgggghhhhh ......(pegang M's head dgn kuat & makes a geram noise)
continue driving

At 1 Utama

M: mana tempat tu ek? dulu i pernah makan wf Eja kat 1 of the outlets here.
C: M!! kenape u dapat makan dgn Eja?!!
M: masa tu kami nak tonton wayang.
C: kenape u slalu dapat makan dgn org-org yg i suka? ish geramnya.
M: i tak rasa ape-ape pun. bukanlah kitorg lepak together selepas tu pun.
C: ahhh....Shut up!